Why is it that in both bouts between the FSM and 'god', the FSM blew 'god' away?

Pennsylvania and Kansas... when the creationists tried to get their nonsense in public school clrooms, poor ol' 'god' had to get in the ring with the FSM. Bam! Biff! Pow! and 'god' was on the floor, bleedin' and cryin' for mercy.... Must be tough to be 'god' in a board of education hearing.